Saturday 13 February 2010

Jeremy calls his pal

This was a somewhat funny situation last week that Jeremy Edwards and Gemma Bissix found themselves in. After Gemma's ex-ice girl members Zoe Salmon, Roxanne Pallet, Jessica Taylor & Melinda Messenger bought her the Kama Sutra, 64 scintliating positions for the bedroom, thinking she might be a bit rusty, she and Jeremy decided on doing the Indrani, trying it on for size. And didn't Jeremy's eyes just pop out of his head when he saw the detailed manual showing just where to put everything. Ten minutes later, Jeremy went to freshen up, came out with just Gemma's fluffy dressing gown on to dry himself off after being in the shower! As Jeremy tried to balance himself, Gemma giggled: "this is more difficult than playing twister!" Indeed it was, but before long, Gemma's muscles seemed to tighten up, and it was only a couple of hours before she and Jeremy were at the point of pleasure, when Jeremy piped up: "Gemma.... Something's dreadfully wrong..... I'm stuck!" As Gemma told him he was going to have to try to move, she looked up and realised she couldn't tell him anymore when she saw his face was just contorted in nothing but pain!

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