Cyber man?

Poor Phillip Schofield has recently been complaining about his eyes. So his ex-wife Stephanie took him to get his pupils dilated and his eyes operated on at the local eye clinic where she went to get her's done. Of course, it was touch and go, and it had his GF Holly panicking, but he came out as bright as rain with a few blood clots and now has pains in his eyes... He's unable to stand the light, but it's all been worth it