Emily's out!

Week 8 of Dancing on Ice saw the stars have their toughest requirement yet. And as the remaining 7 gave it their all, one had to go come decision time. And that one had to be, eventually, the youngest competitor in the contest.... Emily Atack is the next one to hit the road after having to compete against Daniella Westbrook. Agreed, it was a close skate-off, but luckily the one some of us are hinting for skates into week 9.... Tah tah, Emily!

Dan's second name is finally found out!

Joy, sweet joy, as I have bled Phillip Schofield dry until he asked his back-up fella Dan his second name! Tweeting, 'If he doesn't do it, I'll go berzerk', but anyway I got a reply from him 5 minutes later saying, 'He's called Dan Shipton'. Like a bat out of hell, I picked the phones up, typed a number from my brain, and entered Dan Shipton as the contact name. Now, as you may of imagined, I'm as happy as clowy. Thank you, Phil!

Emailing (and almost DMing) myself!

All I've been doing of late is testing see if any e-mails from genuine people actually come through my new google account, because if they didn't, it would mean I would have to re-open the spammy account that I've terminated with Yahoo which will now probably be deleted. So to test this out, I e-mail myself. Put my current address in and pretend to be Yahoo and the like. And I'm thrilled to learn these things actually come through! And you know what the joys are having a Google account? There hasn't been one bit of rubbishy spam!

Brandon & Ronnie get their chests waxed

This may sound painful, and an upset Brandon Flowers, after losing his mother to cancer, wasn't going to agree to it, but finally the Killer fellas have called a truce. Frontman Brandon Flowers and drummer Ronnie Vannucci had a word together in the pub, and after a heart-to-heart, Brandon agreed to finally go with Ronnie to get his chest waxed! No doubt his wife may not of approved of it, but the fellas had it done today without each one of their wives knowing. So how is it going to be when the blokes start complaining of chest pains?

Fantastic pasta

I was pleased that when I went out today for Sunday lunch, looking at the menu, there wasn't much to suit me other than fanned melon with a selection of berries. But what I didn't notice was the pasta. With ricotta cheese and spinach. I knew there wasn't going to be spinach included, so I didn't complain, but even still I made it my last meal, because I've still got some twix bars still to finish off (a full packet of four). But even still I wasn't very pleased when I got a drink of coke with ice in it! I shouldn't even have to say 'no ice', I expect people to just know!

Phillip to become a radio presenter?

We have recently heard (and read) just today that Phillip Schofield has lent his support to Radio Plymouth. And, we can well believe the silver fox had started in hospital radio Plymouth when he was just 15! (before working with Gordon The Gopher). But I was astounded when I heard Phillip Schofield's voice at the end of the sample he'd posted on his twitter feed! If only I could of tuned into it instead of other crap radio stations! Anyway, wouldn't it be nice for Phillip to have a change of scenery tonight and swap a night of hosting Dancing on Ice for a night presenting Radio Plymouth instead?

Mark gets fit!

Former killers bassist Mark Stoeremer has always said to his pal, frontman Brandon Flowers, that he's wanted to get fit because he's feeling unfit when he and Brandon go for a run around the park. Agreed, Brandon took Mark's word for it, but really he doesn't need to even go on a treadmill because he looks as skinny as it is! Although the killer bassist doesn't think so.... The next day, he books himself into a Vegas gym, where the woman at the reception leads him to a treadmill that is free upstairs. But even walking up the stairs, he's out of breath. Even still, he gets himself, with his shoes still on, onto the treadmill and starts walking at low speed... Can Brandon convince him as already as healthy as he is?

2 more fancy blokes

I must have at least 23,000 fancy blokes now. Phillip Schofield, Stephen Tompkinson, Brandon Flowers, Steve Lappin (@UKmember), Alan Fletcher, the Hartlepool pizza hut fella and Gary Barlow. Well now, I'm onto two blokes that are among the Dancing on Ice crew. Phillip & Holly's series producer, Glenn Coomber, who is the person telling Phillip who is through via his ear-piece during the skate-off. And, of course, Phil has a very clever fella as his back-up system incase his ear-piece no longer works. The fella's name is Dan, and he's on the floor, never rarely seen, possibly behind Phil, writing each of the couple's name on cards. I haven't found out Dan's second name yet, but Phil promises me he'll make it up. Nevertheless, he's another one I'll go for aside the Dancing on Ice series producer!

Roxanne's engaged!

Foxy Roxanne Pallet is spreading the news to the other ice girls about her engagement, flashing her ring in the process she's that excited! She's had abusive exes, an arguementitive ex while in Emmerdale, so to have news finally that Roxy's engaged is a joy and a half! The foxy babe accepted the engagement after former Man U star Danny Simpson, who she's been going out with for 2 months and had apparantly seperated from him 3 years ago, got down on one knee outside the tradford inn pub! To which a delighted Roxy said yes! And, there's more... Their marriage date is set for March 8th!

Zoe finds love!

Former Dancing on Ice 09 Zoe Salmon has been complaining to other ice girls Gemma, Roxanne, Melinda and Jessica that she wishes she had a boyfriend. It's well believed that she's jealous of Roxanne Pallet, after the Emmerdale babe has been snapped kissing former Man U star Danny Simpson. Hatching a plan, the other four girls took out-of-love Zoe to a pub, where Gemma Bissix knew a young fella who worked full time there. And who would've guessed that the girls's plan had worked, when the fella just so happened to have his eyes set on Zoe! A 26-year-old and full time barman, he asked her out, and Zoe, because she hasn't had love for a long time, was more than delighted to say yes!

HACKER WARNING

I advise, when you're on twitter, don't click on a link that is poisonous from a DM. If you do, change your password straight after, because I've had my twitter account hacked twice through not changing my password after clicking on a poisonous link and whoever that hacker is, he or she is acting rather filthy from my twitter account, because they're sending DMs to half of my followers about sex. And to me, it's a rather filthy issue. I don't know why it's happening, or how to report it, but a rather disgusting-behaving hacker is finding out my password, going into 'DM', selecting random people's user names and then sending rather filthy DMs saying hhey, I've had sex and longer with this here.. http://tinyrul.com/77756 or something of that nature. And when I looked into my DMs that have been sent, I've found the same filthy DM has been sent to not only one user, but nearly every single follower. And if you're one of them, DM me to say and please do not click on the link! You don't know what webpage you might get up and there could be a virus!

Twitter account hacked for a 2nd time

God knows what's been going on, but a hacker has somehow found out my twitter password off one of those applications I've granted access to and hacked into my twitter account, because a few of my followers have been receiving spam DMs from me that I don't send, and if you've been one of them, please don't click, as there could be a virus in the link. Anyway, the DM people have been receiving has been rather dirty, if not filthy, and I logged on to about five DMs this morning. From Julie Percy, Tracey Macaughy and Peter Clark saying they'd received the rather disgusting DM. I took a look at the direct messages I'd sent, and sure enough, there was some rather filthy DMs been sent from loads of people that weren't my doing. I've deleted half of them, will delete the rest next week, but there is loads of filthy DMs been sent from a hacker who has somehow gone into my twitter account via my password, visited a rather filthy site about sex and then Direct messaged half of my followers about it. But what's going on, I'm yet to find out! I've changed my password to something that is hard to guess, as obviously a password associated with the ipod is proving far too obvious for twitter hackers!

Phil & Holly spare a thought for elderly guests

Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby pulled everything they possibly could off on This Morning today, but they couldn't help but having to be at their consoling points when they had an elderly man and woman in on the sofa, who were sent to the convent when they were young in the early 1960s. And as the man explained everything in the best way possible, Phillip's girlfriend Holly ran over, sat next to the man and consoled him as best she could, taking into account everything he was saying about that sad time of when he was young. Then the elderly lady, who they also had on the sofa, started crying as she had her input, which saw Phil move from his place on the sofa to GF Holly's place where she sits, and he puts his hand on the woman's knee and explained they had to have them on to get to the bottom of what they experienced. But it goes to show you, that when the pair have elderly people on their This Morning sofa, they really, really spare a thought for them

Gino's on Twitter!

We're all planet Twitter these days! Although I joined it after seeing Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby on it, Phil & Holly's italian chef, Gino D'Acampo, decided he wanted to be in on the twitter action! But with him being Italian, he didn't actually know how to set one up, so he got Phillip Schofield to do it for him! Quite rightly, he agreed, and he also agreed to have the username GinoFantastico, because he's famous for saying FANTASTICO instead of FANTASTIC. After buying himself his own netbook, and Phil set up his twitter account for him, you can tell Gino's happy as clowy to be on twitter, as is the rest of us!

Sharron's out!

Week 7 of Dancing On Ice saw the skaters having to put their own start and end to their routine as of the required element. Of course, they all did marvellously well, as usual, but only 7 of the remaining 8 had to go through to next week. And come the skate-off, the tables turned, and it just so happened to be Inbetweener Emily Atack and ex-olympic swimmer Sharron Davies who found themselves in the bottom two! Due to Emily putting on a sexy performance, Sharron, seen as this was her third time in the skate-off, has became the 7th skater to hang up her skates, and Emily skates into week 8... So long, farewell, Sharron!

SPAM FREE AT LAST!

Yes, that account I had with Yahoo was bombarded every single day with spam... And it got to the stage it was stuff I wasn't supposed to be getting which was about viagra! When I scrolled down, there was a button saying: Click here to enter drugstore. I didn't click it, and this is what made me think about terminating the account. I think it is deleted now, as it was scheduled for deletion in approximate ninety days, and from now on, I will be staying with Gmail that is powered by Google. There has never been a day in this year a message of rubbishy spam has landed into the folder from the day I set it up!

Stressed out!

All this e-mail account, blog creating business is letting me down. I HAVE to remember, if I want to sign in to this blog, to put my old e-mail address. If I want to sign in to the new blog associated with my google e-mail address, I've got to put my current one. Sorry for the inconvience, but my Yahoo account is staying TERMINATED due to the none-stop spam I'm happening to be receiving!

Blog 1, 2, possibly number 3...

I have terminated my e-mail account with Yahoo, I've now two blogs with my old e-mail address, now it seems I'll have to create a 3rd one because my google address doesn't have one! This is some fun, I want to hope Blogger don't e-mail me at my terminated address, and watch out for blog number 3!

Spam.... Spam... Terminated!

Just an hour today I re-activated my account with Yahoo, but a couple of hours later two bits of spam cropped up. And I'm getting so sick of it, I'm going to perminantely delete my account. So my e-mail address will no longer be louiseolver@yahoo.com! Although sites I've registered with on which I can't work out how to change my e-mail detail will still find me, except I won't access them. It will be staying terminated and is scheduled for deletion in approximately 90 days. I am no longer putting up with all this spam now!

I'll re-open it.... I'll terminate it!

I can't make my mind up to this present day as to whether I want to terminate my account or not with Yahoo. Because they're so much rubbish, I'll consider going ahead with the procedure. But changing my username with these two blogs is going to be virtually impossible! I'll leave it open, see if any spam arrives, and if it does, it will be terminated again! Because enough's enough

Changing impossible!

Now I've created a second blog, and a new e-mail address, I've re-activated my account with Yahoo because the blogs were associated with the address. However, if I happen to get more spam every hour like I did before, rest assured I'll consider reclosing it. I will be currently busy with blog number 2, which you can also visit and follow by clicking on the link below. A policy will be up very shortly I still have my google mail account, which I won't close for an excessive time yet. Updates will also be on blog number 2 which I'm an owner of very shortly!

visit blog number two

Account terminated!

Sorry to say, but I will create a new blog very soon associated with my new e-mail address. Because I was getting so sick of the spam, I've eventually agreed to close my account with Yahoo and created one with Google instead. I'm hoping spam doesn't land to this address, or Google will be contacted!

Phil & Holly do a brits joke

Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby presented their funniest This Morning segments yet. If it's not Brandon Flowers & Jully Black presenting a funny segment or two, it's these two! At the start of the programme, they had what they referred to as their ''Brits joke'' about last night's Brits 2010 music ceremony. Then, midway through the afternoon, they gave their Dancing on Ice pupil Gary Lucy a practice of when Phil interviews him. Gary Lucy has this thing where he takes the microphone off Phil, then puts his head down when responding to a judges comment! They told him not to put his head down and hold the microphone, and in the end, he got the hang of it. If that wasn't it, the pair presented a scene in which they asked you to post pictures to them of the tops of your feet! Bizzarre? We think so!

Songs from yonks

I am obsessed with songs on my ipod from yonks ago and although the videos are a bit rectifying, there's certainly no possibility that I could get them to view directly onto the ipod itself. Below are the five ipod song videos, which classifies a lot more than what I think they do...



And....



Plus...



...I thought to put the one I'm crazy about on next:



...Last but not least:



...Our only choice was a video of the 5th song live because the embed code for the actual one was disabled by request. Anyway, watch the videos and have your vote which one asides from You're Still The One and December 1963 (Oh What A Night!) lands into the top 25!

NOT ANOTHER FACEBOOK NOTIFICATION???

I find it hard to believe that I have just logged on to my MYSPACE page, and found yet another notification from Amy Webster saying: ADD ME ON FACEBOOK PLEASE... When I'm not even on there. She must've trauled facebook and found a person who she thought was me and now I'm receiving notifications from her telling me to add her! I have no intentions in joining it, and I've sent her a profile comment to say I ain't on it, and if she thinks that's me she's come across she is sorely mistaken!

Yahoo, T-Mobile, now Twitter!

Here is another post related to the three crap companies on earth: Yahoo, T-Mobile and Twitter. Having I spent years and months contacting Yahoo costumer services and T-Mobile costumer services but got no joy, I've tried twitter on for size. Unfortunately there is no way I can message the staff, but I've searched my issue and commented on a thread that was as similar to my issue as I could get. I probably won't get an e-mail because it's just a forum thread, however I have reason to believe my follower enquiry might get resolved, because my spam complaints and phone enquiries certainly haven't! As I've said, I've done a search, there was a forum topic as close to my issue as I could possibly get, but lets hope it's all been worthwhile!

Spam hour!

I am sick of this. First, today, I find a e-mail of spam in my inbox, left to me to mark it as spam as usual, two hours later, another two crops up: REPLY TO ME URGENTLY and CONGRATULATIONS!!!! WINNER. I now have at least 120 spam e-mails. And it's getting to the point now I'm about to close my account with the rubbish Yahoo team forever and create one from another mail internet site elsewhere!

Literacy homework done (at last!)

All tasks have been done and thank god that literacy homework wasn't hard. I've written a story based on the valentine poem like it said to do, planned my writing using my brain and wrote it into paragraphs. Now all I have to do is to remember to put the completed article and paperwork sheets into my bag dead next tuesday morning after I've got dressed, and hand it into Danielle the following tuesday afternoon. Then I shall find out the verdict of which she thinks of my piece of work! And see if I have any proofreading to do....

Phillip Schofield fan community update!

This is to inform you that lately I have gradually been building the little fan community I've got devoted to silver fox Phillip Schofield. A video has been added of late, but also I've been asked some questions which I've put up as a blog post. It's called 'Site FAQ'. click here to read it there has also been one or two updates concerning the site update notification click here to read which is to inform you as and when I can update the site!

Jason wins the pancake tossing competition!

It's pancake day today and what a way to celebrate other than Italian chef Gino D'Acampo's plans to start a ''pancake tossing competition'' between the This Morning doctor, stylists and hosts raveled into one to see who could toss a pancake the best and grab the ''pancake tosser'' trophy in the shape of a pan! With Gino D'Acampo the judge and teacher rolled into one, he timed Dr Chris Steele, Jason Gardiner, Holly Willoughby & Phillip Schofield at least 15 seconds to have a go at tossing a pancake each to see who was going to win! And while Holly & Phil were doing it with both hands, Dr Chris and Jason were doing it with just one! Quarter of an hour later though, and there time was up, which then saw Gino reveal who'd won the contest! And it happened to be none other than Jason Gardiner, despite holding his pan with just one hand!

One task done, the other to go...

Now my constipation is over and done with, all I have to do now is the literacy homework. But it's not hard. I've only got to complete one question which is question 4: Write a story about the valentine poem. I haven't yet done it, so I'm going to have to find a convient time to get it done (without distruption) and hand it into Danielle next tuesday!

Spam lands into inbox..... AGAIN!

My e-mail account wants to be shut down perminantely now and another one created from thousands of other mail sites elsewhere on the internet because everyday (and every hour) I'm getting spam in my e-mails. Talk about weird e-mails. I'm getting mystery money, business proposals, viagra offers, business transactions and more mystery money! And if contacting Yahoo but no help was anything to go by, I'll definitely have a different e-mail address sometime next year (like somethingsomething@google.com) because I'm getting physically sick by the amount of spam I'm appearing to be receiving everyday! And who would of guessed a spam message of mystery money from something @Webunit arrives into my inbox again! It's getting worse, and something tells me something's seriously up, because I've contacted Yahoo twice, first on christmas eve, second last month. But my issue hasn't been resolved!

Stephen & Holly's bun in the oven!

They may of only started their date on 14th Feburary, but Stephen Mulhern & Holly Willoughby have more news to reveal.... And by the smiles on their faces, we know it's what they've always wanted to say. They are having a baby together! And Holly only a took a test a day after their date to fully confirm the pregnancy. The former CITV presenters don't know the gender of the baby yet, however, that is yet to be confirmed!

Phil's surprise cookie!

How romantic, eh? Phillip Schofield posted this on Twitpic to share with us all. It's a surprise valentine cookie for him, bought by Holly Willoughby from Millie's cookies. Styled beautifully, Phil wept in delight (and with laughter) when he discovered it had written on it: You Silver Fox! with candy hearts all around it.. That's the best present a man with silver hair could ever, ever ask for!

Love hurts for Mr Schofield!

The phrase: Some say love, it is a river could well be an understatement as poor Phillip Schofield's soul bled for the love of his life, Holly Willoughby. Despite Holly now dating Stephen Mulhern who she used to present Ministry of Mayhem with, Phil really still is badly in love! And last night he proved it as he handed Holly a red rose to hold throughout the programme, which saw Holly coo: "aww.... Thank you!" And, with the pair no longer dating, Phil says if she ever wishes to leave Stephen, she can come back to him! And midway through the programme Phillip's soul bled even more when he heard Holly cry out ''where art thou'' like Juliet. It's really fair to say love hurts for Phillip Schofield! Literally!

"Phillip, Phillip, where art thou?!"

Funny scenes were broadcast on last night's Dancing on Ice which consisted of, after the ad break, Holly on the balcony of the studio. First, she goes, ''welcome back to Dancing on Ice valentines special''. Then, a few hours later, she puts her long red dress what she was wearing over her face and goes: "Oh Phillip, Phillip, where art thou?" "Phillip?" And quite literally Phillip hears his lover's cries and walks from over the rinkside to the balcony where Holly's standing. As Phil exclaims, ''I'm down here!" Holly just starts to laugh pretending she didn't really need him in the first place and was just wondering if he was still there!

Yet more spam!

There has never been a day in this year where I don't get spam. And now, I really am starting to think my account is flagged as a ''spam account'' and should, by now, be shut down perminantely. If it's not stuff about Viagra and mystery money as if I've won the national lottery, it's business proposal. And someone very strange is sending me invites from my Yahoo calandar even about business proposal transactions! What the hell is going on, I don't know, but I got one today with the subject: COMPLY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. Whatever that is!

Hilary's out!

A heart-to-heart week for the celebrities on the ice has proved to be a last ever dance for GMTV doc Hilary Jones. Before long, he found himself in the skate-off with the same person as Heather Mills did, Corrie hunk Danny Young. But it proved on decision time that the one to go home was definitely Dr Hilary! Having he done all he can, according to the judges, it wasn't enough, and away Dr Hilary goes! Danny, as ever, skates next week due to a fab performance. But Phil did say he wanted Hilary out before he landed ''flat on his face''. So that's him off the ice for good and Danny skates next week (again!) Tah tah, Hilary!

Brandon's shower scene gets BROADCAST!

This proves to be the raunchiest daytime TV scene Brandon Flowers & Jully Black have ever broadcast! But last week, live on their This Morning channel, Brandon revealed he's been showering more than he used to. And the last time he showered was when he was drunk and had to sober up! Quite rightly, Jully fell for the likely story, but the former R&B songstress made her co-host even more of a wreck when she broadcasted one of his shower scenes from his song video All These Things That I've Done live on their programme! Blimey, Brandon, your cheeks must of burned like crimson!

Phil has a banner!

This week, on a valentine-themed Dancing on Ice, half way through the show tonight, Phil said: "Could I just point out that I have my own banner this week!" A member of the audience was holding up a banner, with a cupid's arrow portrait, that said: I Love The Silver Fox. So as well as the rest of us, it looks like Phil also has a secret admirer! And it ever so happens to be one live on this week's Dancing on Ice!

It's the ice girls 2010!

Having we just got the ice girls 2009: Jessica Taylor, Melinda Messenger, Gemma Bissix, Roxanne Pallet & Zoe Salmon a successful girl group with Jessica as a front lass, now we're on our way to achieving another Dancing on Ice five piece girl group, with Sharron Davies, Daniella Westbrook, Hayley Tamaddon, Emily Atack & Tana Ramsay being singers. The only one that has faced it before is Hayley, because she is known to be an all-dancing, all-singing actress further to her apperance in Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes as iconic sixties singer Lulu. Will they get as far as the 09 girls have? Two of them is penned to make it into the final anyway, but overall, lets wish the ice girls 2010 a success!

Another spam!

Why is it everytime that internet comes back on there's a spam waiting? Well, there is...... If it's not business proposal, partnerships, mystery money, what not, it's things I'm not supposed to be getting which is about drugs. And there's no surprise when there is another one in the spam folder about Viagra tablets! It's getting beyond a joke, and I don't find it funny at all, but if Yahoo customer care can't help each time I contact them about this case, then I'm going to have to close my account and create a new mail account from thousands elsewhere!

Who's it from?!

This morning, a valentine card turns up. (secret admirer at last I thought). But, looking at the writing, although I don't recognise it, I think it could be the same fella as last year. This has happened every year, and each time, there has been a little ryhme in it. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. This year, it also had: guess who! I love you! I don't recognise the writing, so who it appears to be remains to be seen!

Holly & Stephen start their date!

Tonight will be a very special night for rekindled lovers Holly Willoughby & Stephen Mulhern. Holly says to Phillip Schofield that Stephen has been sending her slushy texts! Realising that he could now be in love with his former Kids TV co-host, Phil demands Holly pass him her phone so he can read the texts! Sure enough, she does as he requests and Phil's eyes is on stalks when he sees half of them have kisses on the end! And, because it's valentine's day, Stephen has truly rekindled his love with Holly as he's invited the bubbly blonde out on a meal with him tonight! Then they'll come back, Phil will lead them up to the passion pad, and, quite rightly, they'll get down to business! We're not allowed to say it live on here, though!

New poll!

Because there's been two polls closed so far due to us making them just a short few days for you to vote, this time a new poll has been successfully added to this blog. This time we'll close this poll on the 9th of November 2010. It is titled: Which other song will be next into the top 25?. There is still plenty of time to vote. Choose whether that next song will either be Take That's Pray, Savage Garden's Truly Madly Deeply or Red Hot Chili Peppers's Scar Tissue. No prizes for guessing your vote, as you could well just be right! And remember you can be: Anyonymous, a follower, a member of other blogs, or just a brand new visitor!

Jeremy calls his pal

This was a somewhat funny situation last week that Jeremy Edwards and Gemma Bissix found themselves in. After Gemma's ex-ice girl members Zoe Salmon, Roxanne Pallet, Jessica Taylor & Melinda Messenger bought her the Kama Sutra, 64 scintliating positions for the bedroom, thinking she might be a bit rusty, she and Jeremy decided on doing the Indrani, trying it on for size. And didn't Jeremy's eyes just pop out of his head when he saw the detailed manual showing just where to put everything. Ten minutes later, Jeremy went to freshen up, came out with just Gemma's fluffy dressing gown on to dry himself off after being in the shower! As Jeremy tried to balance himself, Gemma giggled: "this is more difficult than playing twister!" Indeed it was, but before long, Gemma's muscles seemed to tighten up, and it was only a couple of hours before she and Jeremy were at the point of pleasure, when Jeremy piped up: "Gemma.... Something's dreadfully wrong..... I'm stuck!" As Gemma told him he was going to have to try to move, she looked up and realised she couldn't tell him anymore when she saw his face was just contorted in nothing but pain!

MAIL: into the downright inappropriate place

Today I've logged on to more jorgon delights in the e-mail. It said beside the little envelope icon on my toolbar '5'. I pressed onto yahoo mail, and there was only 4! But then the spam folder got me. (3) it read. I thought, 'I bet it's the two that have been missing in my inbox'. In total, there was 6. I looked into the spam folder, and sure enough, two that was meant to land into my inbox with my e-mail address on the 'to' line had landed into the spam! Now if I'm not fed up of mail landing in to the inappropriate place I don't know what I'm fed up of! I pressed the not spam, leaving the 'NO SUBJECT' subjected one in the folder. Sure enough, it was mystery money again. Now I can't remember what I've unsubscribed to, but no sooner have I unsubscribed I still receive them! And that's just not right... Something's going to have to be done. In the shape of contacting Yahoo customer care for a THIRD time!

Holly brands Phil a TV slut!

Uh-oh... A few days ago this week we read on the Now magazine website that TV king and queen Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby could be splitting up after Holly brands Phillip a ''TV Slut''. Having she discovered she's not the only woman in the 47-year old man's life, the 29-year old Dancing on Ice beauty wasn't happy when she discovered he's also been working with Myleene Klass, Fearne Cotton, Lorraine Kelly & Fern Britton to name but a few. And this is when accusations started that Phil could well be a distant memory for Holly... "I thought I was the only woman in Phil's life, but now I've discovered he's been working with four more women also, I'm not very pleased", she announced. But then joked, "He's a TV slut, in my eyes!" And an ever-so-brazent-fond Phillip doesn't deny the accusation, either. "I've had many on-screen wives for many different reasons" he says. "But none of spent the rest of their lives with me other than Holly... Holly's the best".. We couldn't quite believe what we read, and we may be right about the pair splitting up because of this.... Uh-oh!

Winter olympics/team USA

I've been asked to share with you all this e-mail I got this morning about the winter olympics. Tomorrow, February 12th, the world will gather to watch top athletes from around the globe compete in the winter olympic games in Vancouver. Athletes from team USA, who have been training their entire lives will take the stage to represent our country. I've also been asked to broadcast that anyone who registers on Teamusa.org will have access to all the latest information including some very cool Team USA widgets and banners as confirmed. But anyway here is this social media news release about Team USA:

Team USA's dreams are on the line. We're into the final countdown to the 2010 Olympic and Paralympic winter games. With just weeks to go before our athletes take the world's stage in Vancouver, your support of team USA right now makes a big difference.

Each Team USA athlete and hopeful has been training hard and dreaming big, waiting to realize their long-held ambition of Olympic and Paralympic competition. and there are so many ways to help them get out there! Such as making a donation, becoming a member of the 6th ring, or even cheer on Team USA in person in Vancouver!

You can also follow Team USA and get insider info from your favourite athletes and sports. And keep up to date regularly with the latest news about Team USA and the 2010 winter olympic games if you wish.

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Spam again (1 into the inbox too)

My account must be flagged as a 'SPAM ACCOUNT' because I've had about 7 e-mails so far warning me that I could lose my account perminantely if I don't respond to the warnings given. I logged on 5 minutes or so ago and found more spam is to be had! 5 loads of it! And again, one ends up in the downright inappropriate place. How have the spammers getting my e-mail address? I'm getting things like Confidential Respond, urgent business proposal, hello my dear, viagra on offer, you have won £8,000, £8,000 has been awarded to your e-mail address, waiting for your urgent response and Hello. I'd love to know how such spammers have getting my e-mail to start with! A message of mystery money that didn't even have my e-mail address on the 'to' line landed into my inbox again. If it isn't to my e-mail address, how is it being sent through to me?

Literacy homework!

Have you heard the likes of this? I've been given some homework by Danielle Jackson who I have literacy with about valentines day. And I MUST get it done over the holidays otherwise there could be hell to pay. I've got to complete question 4, which says: write a story about the poem. The valentine poem. For example, there was a boy called Dan. He was writing out secret cards. Something like that I have to put. So over the holidays, I'll be concentrating on writing a story of a valentine poem I've been asked to do. Then hand it in to Danielle after the holidays. Otherwise, if I don't get it done, seriously, there could be hell to pay!

Nearly up in smoke!

Me being branded a good cook? Think again. Today we were asked to make flapjacks in a pan the way the french do it and it all went well up until the stirring bit. But instead of putting in the butter, golden syrup and sugar then put it on the pan, I put the butter in, then put it onto the gas oven. I was told to stir it til the butter had melted! And I didn't even have my oats or nothing in yet. So I did as I was asked to do, then went over and got my golden syrup in followed by the sugar. I stirred it, but the steam coming off it started to get immensely high. Gemma Neal, who I was working with, another student in my group had turned the heating down and put it on a different ring. I carried on stirring it again, but the steam was just flying off it! A couple of hours later a strong burning smell and overpowering steam hit my face.... Sure enough, couple of hours later, it had burned to cinders! Almost set the place alight. So I had to start from scratch while everyone else made their's perfectly well. For the chocolate cupcakes, it all went well, but not so well for the flapjacks, baring in mind this was the first time I'd made them via a pan this year! Talk about the plans going up in smoke... The college kitchen nearly did, thanks to me!

Holly gets branded bell of the ball!

Holly Willoughby was branded Mrs bell of the ball last night by her boyfriend Phillip Schofield after he caught sight of her glittery dress while standing next to him! It's been the first time she hasn't showed her chest compared to all previous years of hosting Dancing on Ice. Hopefully it will also be the first time in ages that she hasn't hit the headlines after a sneak from the papparazzi, as all the years she's been hosting this icy programme with Phil she's hit the headlines about her plunging necklines like the stars have after their eviction!

Embarrassment for Steve Furnell!

Poor Steve Furnell had more than just a breakfast on Friday to put up with. On Friday night, he and Karen went to an awards ceremony, and, bursting for the loo, Steve paid a visit to the gents, while Karen enjoyed watching who received the gongs aswell as sipping her drink. Funnily enough though, Steve had an embarrassment in the gents toilets when a naked man comes out of the cubical to dry himself off! Then stands next to Steve while he's having a wee! A blushing Steve only told Karen this live on Galaxy this morning. He'd apparantly asked the fella if he wanted to hear a joke! It sure is the first and hopefully the last embarrassment Steve will ever have while in a public toilet!

Heather's out!

Tonight was a marvellous Dancing on Ice show, but as ever, in the skate-off, one had to go after putting on an amazing show. And sure enough, it had to be sometime or another, but Heather Mills has eventually found herself in the skate-off aside Kieron Richardson. Unfortunately Heather got just one vote and after the other four judges, Heather has hung up her skates while Kieron skates next week. Tah tah, Heather!

Hayley does the HEADBANGER!

Poor Hayley! Having Roxanne Pallet gone through it last year, plus Linda Lusardi and Gaynor Faye when partnering Daniel, you'd think she would go and have a word with Roxanne. Nevertheless, we hope she doesn't face a skate-off and in training, that move was sure a sorry sight for her to see... Good luck, Hayley!

NINE e-mails!

I've always got a lot more jorgon delights when the internet eventually comes back on in the e-mails and I logged on today, signed in, as you do, and found the more amount of e-mails I received was so close to 9+ (11) it was unbelievable. And again, another spam e-mail has landed into my inbox! The issue has to be addressed I will not contact Yahoo ANYMORE because they aren't appearing to be resolving my ''Spam issue''. They are just a boat load of rubbish, as is T-Mobile, and probably Twitter if I get round to contacting them about losing followers. I just wish there was a company to resolve this kind of issues. It is getting frequent, spam landing into the downright appropriate place! Asides from that, I looked in my spam folder and there was 7! Business partnership, confidential respond.... I've contacted Yahoo, and something tells me the issue hasn't been resolved to my satisfaction, so what's going on, I don't know!

Jessica has baby girl!

Former Dancing on Ice contestant Jessica Taylor last night had her second baby 10pm on the dot. Husband Kevin's wasted no time on texting ice host Phillip to say. Just as she was making her way down the stars to switch the lights off, her contractions had started, followed by gush of fluid almost making it's way onto the floor! Good job Kevin got to her just in time after putting their son Thomas to bed!

2 songs land into the top 25 already!

Giving the ipod time to charge up, last time I discovered just one out of the five had landed in to the top 25 list of songs... This time You're Still The One by Shania Twain has also wriggled it's way into the list played 71 times. Due to skyrocket I'm that crazy about it! A 3rd one is due to make an apperance in the list sometime midway through this year... And it's either going to be Pray, Scar Tissue or Truly Madly Deeply

New TV duo!

This might sound like a false accusation but it's not... No wonder we haven't heard of The Killers at all this year. The frontman has decided to present his own segments of TV with the most beautifully-talented woman in the R&B music business (no she isn't on the ipod!) Inspired by what Phil & Holly do for a living, former killer Brandon Flowers and R&B soul sista Jully Black have decided they also present daytime TV together and give Holly & Phil a run for their money! Of course, Jully & Brandon's partnership with each other couldn't get off to a more good start, as guess who their first guests are on the programme: Holly & Phillip!

Holly becomes barmaid!

This will be quite funny when it happens - Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield are talking about opening a little pub up near from where they live and Holly can be the barmaid! Phil says he'll watch her pulling the pints see how she manages then let her have the job! Holly has told Phil she hasn't pulled pints in her life, even when she's left school, she's never worked in a pub. So Phil sees it as a great idea... It can be a This Morning family affair... Fern of course, wouldn't be so keen on joining in, but Gino D'Acampo and Phil Vickery as the pub landlords would be more than likely possible!

Yahoo vs T-Mobile vs Twitter

Fancy having a Yahoo-T-Mobile-Twitter fest? Well it seems to be every now and again I have it come enquiries. I've been contacting T-Mobile up until last year and Yahoo twice, but my issue complaints to these two companies never get resolved. So they can go down the drain. Twitter I'm yet to contact to find out why I keep losing followers. I was down to 148 and just been notified of the 149th this morning. To start off with, I had 150, so I'm not very pleased about that. Here is the timetable of which events took place.

2008-2009: T-Mobile customer services: I rang these 50% of the time for the past two year regarding phones going down easy and when the brick hit the suspension road in 2006 and broke down in france in 2008. Each time I've explained, they've been at fault saying: "Well get it sorted out, top it up then"... A) I haven't got the time and B) I can't be bothered. So they can well and truly get stuffed!

2009-2010: Yahoo customer care: I e-mailed these twice regarding a spam complaint and since last year it still hasn't been resolved! The second time I contacted them, which was last month, I got an E-mail about deleting my current e-mail I have now and creating another one, or, if that didn't work, upgrade to a more stylish and secure Yahoo mail, which prevents from all the nasty spam e-mails. It was much better than the first response, then again they can truly get stuffed aswell because the yahoo mail service they suggest I upgrade to, you have to pay for as it stands and I have no credit card!

(To currently happen): Twitter customer support: I am yet to contact these to see what they can do about my number of followers dropping. And it seems as though every now and again I'm having twitter people unfollowing me for no reason whatsoever. Probably because I haven't been bothered to get on to it to this present day, due to tweetdeck doing my head in! But even still they're worth a contact and see if they can help, and if they can't, they can get stuffed aswell!

If only there was a responsible company at which wasn't at fault who I can get in touch with about follower enquiries, phone enquiries and spam complaints!

Yet MORE spam!

It's a new month, but the spam just keeps on coming.... I've contacted yahoo twice, the second time was last month. But this issue is seriously, getting worse. There's been two spam e-mails landed in my inbox today, I've logged on tonight and there were 5! So something needs to be done, because I'm seriously getting sick of it. Mystery money, business partnership, stuff about viagra, business partnership, mystery money.... How the hell am I going to stop it coming?

Lying toerags!

Did you hear about yesterday? Well, you'll hear it right now... During my paperwork from cookery shortly after I'd had my dinner, Helen Middlemas wanted to pinch me from the room for a couple of minutes.... Just as I was doing my paperwork! I thought I might of had something to sign off, but the suspicious way Helen was looking told me it was going to turn out nothing like that at all. Apparantly another member of staff had said that someone brought the subject about ''STIs and Chlamydia'' up, thinking I'd actually had it. I gave a useful explanation and told her I actually used it as an example by the way people are - and still continue - to avoid me. When asked if there was anything else to talk about, I explained Chantelle Robinson and Kimberley Topping were becoming quite selfish towards me, whereas when I first started college none of this used to go on. After pinching me, I went back (shellshocked) to my work from where I left off, and Helen then dragged Kimberley and Chantelle to one side and explained what I'd told her from my point of view. Chantelle wasn't very happy, put it that way - and neither was I, being pulled up and told to be careful what I'm saying! I'd actually bought the STI subject up, and other students took it on board, thinking I was serious!

Holly's early birthday treat!

Phillip Schofield's girlfriend Holly Willoughby must of thought her birthday was today when Phil led her to a room where a beautifully decorated cake was waiting! And didn't she just cry with delight when it was all pink, with candy hearts on it and all around it! Thanking Phil, Holly couldn't resist a bite, but Phil told her to save it til next wednesday, where a birthday party is scheduled to commense! But do you think she'll of already eaten it? Without Phillip knowing? Anyway, if she has, lets wish her all the best on her special day without the cake, and lets all say: Happy 29th birthday, Holly!

I spoke.... Now I may of failed!

Doing that sponsored silence today I found it so hard. I struggled to keep silent. Half the time I forgot to write what I was supposed to say on a piece of paper. Next time, I think aside a sponsored silence I should do something else. Keeping silent is so damn hard. But then again it was for a worthy cause. Asides this, I'm not very happy. I had 4 sponsors and out of the 4 nobody other than Bill Taylor has paid. My taxi driver aside Julie Christo (follower of this blog and twitter as I speak) and Michael O'Donnell, another member of the college, hasn't paid. Next time, I'll do nothing, whether it's for a campaign or otherwise!

Gino noses into Phil's twitter!

Phillip Schofield truly enjoys tweeting while live in the This Morning studio, but not when people like Gino D'Acampo tries to nose into everything! Just as he tweets, Gino's over from the kitchen like a shot and stares into Phillip's netbook to find out just what he's tweeting about! Looking very interested, Phil explains exactly what twitter's like, and that you are limited to 140 characters when tweeting from the web! Gino's gone home now to have a look, but whether he's another one we'll find on planet twitter remains to be seen!

New layout!

Yes, 3rd of February today and the layout WAS scheduled to be changed today. This time it's a denimy layout we hope you'll like. Spent ages as to whether to go for the denim or washed denim, but the title's much broader with this layout, other than to how it had been last year. As usual, the next layout change date will be sometime in December, so if you don't like this layout, tough!

Gary Barlow on a date with Davina McCall?

It may sound that could possibly happen, but this was a really funny activity in literacy today when the lecturer had set up a dating agency in her spare time. Sadly one of the couples weren't Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby, but there was a selection of others I was quite chuffed about. One of the men pictures on a worksheet featured Gary Barlow. I was a little bit livid what with him the flavour of last month, but it was worth setting him on a date with another celebrity. The girls were Davina McCall, Paris Hilton, Beyonce Knowles and Sarah Harding. And the male celebrities were Gary Barlow, Peter Andre, David Beckham & Gordon Ramsay. Oddly enough, what we had to do was, we each had to take it in turns to not tell the audience who the celebrity on our sheet we were holding was but how old they were, their appearance, and likes and dislikes. If only it was known how good of a celebrity matchmaker I am, but shortly after matching the male and female celebrities up to date each other, we had to write a letter to either the male or female celeb saying who we'd set them up with, where they were going and what they were going to be doing! And the couples turned out to be:

Gary Barlow & Davina McCall
Peter Andre & Paris Hilton
David Beckham & Beyonce Knowles
Gordon Ramsay & Sarah Harding

After matching them up, we had to write a letter to either the male or female telling them we'd arranged this date. So I wrote a letter to Gary Barlow telling him I'd matched him up with Davina McCall, they will go to ASDA cafe and try and get to know each other a bit better. Mind you, it was just playing about! I know Gary's already married after looking him up!

MORE recipes!

Yes, there's been more cooking been done today to my disatisfaction, but this time we've cooked some things that are rather yummy. Asides from the Haiti appeal food and all other food, here's more to feast your eyes on....

Follow up: How to make shortbread

You will need: 9oz Plain Flour, 6oz butter & 4oz sugar (later, a wire rack).

Method:

Mix all ingredients together to a dough.

Roll out and stamp out circles with a cutter.

Bake until pale golden brown, gas mark 4/180*c.

Cool on a wire rack.

Next, you can follow up: Ginger Nuts

You will need: 8oz Self Raising Flour, 2 teaspoons ground ginger, 2 teaspoons Bicarbonate soda, 3oz sugar, 4oz margarine & 4oz golden syrup.

Method:

Sift the flour, ginger & bicarb into a bowl.

Add the margarine and rub in.

Stir in syrup.

Mix together to a dough.

Roll balls and flatten on a baking sheet.

Then put it in preheated oven gas mark 4/180*c for 10-14 minutes until golden brown.

Then last but not least, click this post and leave your oppinion on the recipe!

Another new fancy bloke

As if Gary Barlow, Phillip Schofield & Brandon Flowers weren't enough, The Killers frontman, the Take That frontman and the Dancing on Ice host may well of gone down in fancy bloke history a bit due to the refusal of looking sexier enough to take my fancy. A), I'm wishing Brandon would pull a All These Things That I've Done hearts of men grin, B), I'm wishing Gary would shave and C) I'm wishing Phillip would come out with a styled sexy fringe on his fringe line. But exactly none of those are happening and it's getting to the point now where I'm saying ''Stuff it, I'm onto somebody else''. And that could rarely be the case because Brandon won't pull a grin, Phil won't reply on twitter and Gary won't shave. So now, it seems that could well be the case that I am deffo onto another bloke. Have you watched warm-hearted sunday night premier Wild At Heart on ITV1 before the Dancing on Ice results show and have a clue what Danny the vet looks like? Played by Stephen Tompkinson, I think he's a lot more cuter than the ones I've gone for already and I now have the task of adding his phone number into the brick (baring in mind it's been made up). But overall, he's the flavour of February!

Pavel calls Jessica to help Sharron out

With Sharron Davies staying well past her bedtime when Dancing on Ice went back to 1970, enough was enough and Pavel needed someone he partnered in the past to try and console her. And his choice was either Samantha Mumba from 2008 or Jessica Taylor from 2009. Picking the ideal one to help her out, the professional went and called for Jessica Taylor, who headed straight over the training rink and tried to push Sharron into it. She thought that Sharron was going through the same as her doing the show last year, and she explained she'd been in a few skate-offs with Pavel, and there was one time she was thinking this may be the last chance she'd get to skate, and if it was, she wanted to go home smiling. Jessica watched every bit of Sharron's training as she braved through it ready for the live night. And of course, she didn't face a skate-off! That was the innevitable thing that happened!