In other news.... Mr Flowers's blonde

You'd think it was 1993 when you see the look of this Killer fella now. Had this picture dated back to years ago? Absaloutely yes, but Mr Flowers pulled all the stops by showing the world he can look like his wife if he dyed his hair the same colour as Tana had hers a year or so ago. One thing is we don't think Mr F's fond enough to use his missus' hair dye!

Mounds of pizza

Thought as much. Got mounds of cheese and tomato pizza on a plate to see my halloween in. I'm taking it slow and trying to eat as many bits as I can. Got down to two. Without a drink to support, it's going to be hard getting through it!

Phil exposes his chest

What better but for the silver fox Phil Schofield to pull out all the stops on Halloween and wear his white shirt buttoned down to his chest? Well that's exactly what the silver fox does as he's cuddling his girlfriend Holly Willoughby. It's all in the success of the seperation!

Needing more drinks.... Yet again!

It never lasts long before again I'm in need of some more drinks. God knows how many drinks I must've had! And each time I've drank them in three days. Which results in zero drinks and going the toilet as often as I'm supposed to. I'm thinking to enter a competition that gives you 30,000 drinks at least a year. See how many weeks, years or days they last!

Phil & Holly get stuck!

A night of pleasure for lovers Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby went disastriously wrong after the pair got stuck having sex.... Yes, got stuck! The pair tried a position called the Indrani out of the Kama Sutra book, and Phil thought it looked easy enough. Well, they were both in for quite a surprise an hour later when they stopped to relax after moving for hours on end. Holly was in pain, the only thing was, as Phil tried to stop, he found he couldn't move!

Tale comparison

The tales in some magazines couldn't get bad enough these days. First when I started getting CHAT, it was full of untrue murder stories then I heard from some people they read half the stories in there and couldn't sleep afterwards. So I decided to change mags to instead, although it's 100% true life, you save some people that have published stories in there and it turns out their names aren't real or they're just made up common people. So when PICK ME UP isn't on sale, I get REAL PEOPLE. The stories in there seem far better and interesting, there's no murder stories and the names of the people whom've published that story are REAL!

Gemma Bissix gets her drink SPIKED!

As if Halloween couldn't get off to a more bad start, Gemma Bissix and Jeremy Edwards were just enjoying themselves in the pub, acting like an old married couple, when Gemma went to the toilet and told Jeremy to look after her drink. Of course, Jeremy was looking at his phone than Gemma's drink and while he wasn't looking, someone came over to Gemma's glass of wine and spiked it! Before Gemma knew it she found herself dreadfully sick and is now in hospital. Jeremy's face is just a picture as he grieves for her...

Mr Flowers meets Rufus Hound

Nothing but glory must of shone on Mr Flowers's face when he was at the pub recently and bumped into who we think is Rufus Hound. The Killers vocalist wasted no time in posing for a photo with the fella then had a pint with him. Tana's yet to find out this!

War of the mums!

Next to become a mum is Coleen Rooney. She's due to give birth any day now to her first baby even though she may of not yet had a baby shower. But there's time for that, as she's going to go into labour in ten days time and will add to new mothers Tana Flowers, Jessica Taylor and Cheryl Fergison. The three who've had their babies already

"You've a nice arse!"

This is no joke - Phillip Schofield admits to his girlfriend Holly Willoughby right now that she has a really nice arse. And Holly takes it as a compliment. Phil was on about give and take, and that Holly does like to take - Well it seems she's took Phil's words for granted. Here's a close-up of Holly's bum... We think we do get exactly what Phil means!

Holly cries on live TV!

Phillip Schofield's girlfriend Holly Willoughby wept for Britain on This Morning after a guest, young mum called Sarah, aged 34, told how her two-year-old toddler Rebecca Hopper died after the buggie she was in landed in the sea. She insisted carrying on to the interview, but we think Phil told her she couldn't possibly, after his girlfriend sat there weeping!

Time confusion

I don't know wether to rely on the computer or the phones - but the time has somehow gone wrong! There's a confusion somewhere down the line as the Brickie, Sagie, Flippie and Noka all say 1pm in the afternoon. The comouter, however, says 12pm in the afternoon. I don't know wether I've put the phones on the downright wrong time without looking at the computer, or the phones have put their clocks one hour ahead by themselves! If only I had that science museum 24 hour clock back working. It was a life saver!

3 boxes of jaffa cakes.... All in one day!

Who'd of thought I'd get through 3 boxes of 12 jaffa cakes in one day? The temptation was too great this morning as I decided to get through the first box before going back to bed. Then the second box at about quarter past nine, followed by a third at quarter to ten! Now I've only got one box of 12 left in the gift box of Jaffa cakes, which will probably be demolished sometime this week - then that'll leave me with just one heap left!

Phil & Holly have a romantic sex session!

Just incase you thought the Dancing On Ice/This Morning couple were playing about, they actually weren't. Yes, Holly & Phil decided to have a steamy sex session last night intertwined in the duvet which saw Holly stripped down to her bra and Phil just as he was with his penis washed! The pair soon got down to business, and Phil warned Holly to keep her cleavage intact - After she suggested to him she should really take her bra off. But Phil warned Holly he'd squash her boobs because he's flat chested! And Holly warned him not to make anything during the sex session the pap of the night - Including letting his phone beep! So he tried his best....

Something rather strange...

What was that? Well at first, I couldn't make it out, but one of the four phones that are left alive had somehow managed to dial a number itself! And it was only half past one this happened - I woke up and heard Vicky Bate (T-Mobile announcement lass) on the other end of one of the phones and it took me ages to figure out which one it was. It wasn't Noka, Flippie, or Brickie. But I discovered it was Sagie! Actually managed to phone Phillip Schofield's number herself!

HollyWills and Schofe celebrate This Morning's 21st

Lovers Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby (known as Schofe & HollyWills, their twitters) have been busy celebrating things on This Morning recently as it turned 21! The most longest running daytime TV show in history has just had it's birthday, which is really worth congratulating - also all the best to Schofe and HollyWills too... The lovers have had a whale of a time!

A Twitter widget!

Introducing a new and even better twitter widget I've added to this blog. Just down the search engine, it shows four of my tweets, in a funky black colour and shows my picture and user name! You seriously can't get any better than that. If you want, ignore the last one I added years ago! It's took me 8 month to fatham out how to do it

Caramels demolished!

Might've known anybody's guess that the caramels wouldn't last - I managed to demolish the whole bag last night (not without taking a break from munching, mind you) and ten minutes later the whole bag was gone! Guess it must of took me 50 minutes or less to demolish the whole lot, precisely every single caramel now gone! Just the empty wrappers in the bin!

I have to do literacy again?

Well I've decided not to go to the halloween disco because of my taxi booked at 2:15pm and no costume, but I have to go into G50 with Angela Steerment and sit with her during literacy til quarter-past two. I do have literacy on a tuesday with Danielle Jackson - Looks like I have it again - This time typing out a piece of work!

Halloween disco

Never knew about this - The college has decided to throw a halloween disco, which I didn't know a thing about. Nobody's received a letter about it, I haven't a got a costume, and my taxi's booked for 2:15pm. After the fainting blamed on the dancing the last time though, it's best off I don't go anyway!

Hannah Choules now off Twitter!

You'd think that after Hannah Choules was following me six or nine months ago, she'd still be on Twitter but took a break, had her account suspended for research, decided to unfollow me for whatever reason or was busy changing her Twitter name. But no. Nothing of the sort. To get her to re-appear, I tried searching for her name and it came up We can't find anyone named Hannah Choules. So what's happened, I don't know, but lets hope you come back on soon, Hannah! You will be sadly missed...

Three's a real crowd...

It seems three was a crowd as Killer fella Brandon Flowers and Kaiser fella Ricky Wilson treat Foo Fighters's Dave Grohl as an old friend when they'd bumped into him in the local pub! We may recognise the bloke as the very bloke Ricky tried to impress a year or so ago - but broke his arm in the process of doing so!

Phillip thanks god as the tea's arrived!

Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby popped into their favourite cafe as usual to end their day for a romantic moment over a cuppa, and the waitress went: "Good news - Tea's arrived!" The tea bags, everything! Relief will of been not just the only thing that Phil had felt...

Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool & Daddy Cool

Daddy Cool (Davie Barrass) deserves to be voted the number one lecturer because even though John Rooks isn't here but off all week with a chest infection, he's brilliant on lessons concerning Tutorial. Supposed to be about Drugs awareness and that, but turned out as anyone's guessed right -Chilling! On the computer, and according to my timetable I have Tutorial on a monday in G50, not G42! So Daddy Cool got it wrong...

Demolished: Every single bit, bar and bag of cet!

Just finished a milk chocolate assortment... The second bag! Plus the Friday a month ago, I'd demolished the rest of the box of Milk Tray, and countless, endless dairy milk bars! The only thing I have left cetwise is a bag of caramels! Anyone want to take a random guess at how long they're going to last? Leave your suggestions!

Phillip & Holly become proud parents!

Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby have just became proud parents, so lets say congratulations! Holly's waters broke yesterday and with Phil the midwife, a little fella arrived all in one piece... They've named the kid Joshua and he takes after Phil! The pair really do have something to triumph about....

"Holly, stay off the beans!"

Recently, there has been ups and downs for Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby, which involves Holly farting all night for no good reason! Much to the annoyance of Phil - So he tells a surprised but relucant Holly: "Stay off the beans!" As if she can!

John been in hospital

It's been sad news that John Rooks was in hospital a few weeks ago - Having he aside Davie being the best lecturer, he's now home but off work - apparantly something with his throat caused the problem

Hassle to get home!

Few weeks ago, the moment I looked forward to came - but now I wish I had reason to dread! To start things off, we went to the check-in and hadn't been notified that the flight was cancelled! To make things more worse, the luggage was over the limit - and I'd almost got wrong for taking a drink on the plane! Wish nobody opens their gob about that...

Holly gets spicy!

Lovers Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby take things to the next level they can during a cookery session with Fern Britton's husband Phil Vickery (nicknamed Mr Whippy) on This Morning, as Phil's baby Holly tries a segment only to complain the next minute that it's far too spicy! As boyfriend Phil looks concerned for his girlfriend, the other Phil must of been wondering what on earth to give her, as everything he'll of made will of been about the same....

Jessica Taylor enters labour

Let's all say congratulations to former Dancing on Ice contestant Jessica Taylor, as she's given birth to her first baby boy today at 12:23pm this afternoon. The tot weighed in at 2lb 4oz, little boy, at London general hospital, with the presence of father Kevin Pietersen. Jessica and Kev have named the tot Thomas Louis Taylor Pietersen. Congratulations, guys!

A pest and a half....

The holiday I went on this year turned out far from good. Noka didn't break down but, to put the tin hat on it, I couldn't get to sleep as I stayed in Florence, a city found in Italy. Every single night the lights were off, buzzing of a mosquito was heard as I slept, and incase I got bitten, I was terrified - Jumped up, trying to scare it away! Thank god it hasn't bitten me to shreds!