Another load of pringles.... Gone!

I've just finished off the last of the Original Pringles. (no they weren't battered before you ask). I might have some Maltesers after my sunday's dinner, but lets just see how I feel. I don't want to end up sick!

Tweeting and posting

You may of noticed I've done more tweeting on Twitter than posting on here recently. That's because I've set up my own Twitter page, which allows followers to keep up with updates I post on Twitter as well as here. I've been tweeting til I'm long! Any new followers I get notified of them by e-mail.

12 followers on Twitter!

Yay!!! After slogging my arse off creating my own page on Twitter, I'm gaining a canny few followers. I've been notified to say Oasis Fanatic is following my updates, so I'm pleased to know followers are making their track! Still no followers on here, though

Free marriage Guidance

Skating legends Torvill and Dean are planning to do a revamp of All Star Mr & Mrs. Joining them today are Brandon Flowers and his wife Tana, The Royal stars Robert Daws and Amy Robbins, and - wait for it - Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Now, which one do you think will make it through to the final and earn £30,0000 for a chosen charity?

Stop e-mailing!

I've just replied to John Anthony Bright, whoever he is when he's at home, and told him to give over e-mailing me before I get downright sick to death of seeing his e-mails I hope to god he doesn't e-mail back thinking it was the response he was asking for!

Couple standing out from the crowd

Talk about couples doing silly stuff in front of every on-looker. Agy Deyn and Alex Greenwald was actually outside a public place when it happened that Alex refused to stand up. It doesn't get much better especially with Agy begging him, but this couple could well be the couple that stands out from the crowd, looking at this

Tweeting here, tweeting there...

I knew it'd be fun being on Twitter! I'm following celebs like Davina McCall, Phillip Schofield, Jonathan Ross, Holly Willoughby, Alan Carr, (not yet) Justin Lee Collins, Ellen Stafford, Stephen Fry and even Phil's This Morning soap queen Sharon Marshall!

On Twitter..... You never guess who I'm following!

I've created myself my own Twitter account and started following four celebrities. Including this gentleman pictured below. He's an addict, he is, and hopefully he'll guide me through it. Another one I'm following is his girlfriend Holly Willoughby (On the right hand side). Some of Phillip's tweets will get a reply if he's lucky!

I'm tweeting!

I'm now on twitter as LouiseOlver. If you'd like to follow me, just click 'Follow me on twitter' at the bottom of my widget and complete your details in the new pop-up window. Very simple!

Restraunt drama!

Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby went out for an affectionate, loving meal together on Sunday only to bump into Fern Britton! Sitting at the opposite table as them, and she had her beady eye on how affectionate they were getting and how close to each other they were, and she found Holly was sitting on Phillip's lap, kissing him and kissing him on the cheek... Fern wasn't very happy, aspecially the way they were doing it when they knew it was a public place!

Fern catches Holly & Phillip getting at it!

Poor Fern Britton's had enough of things in the past, people on about her waist, rumours her and Phillip Schofield might of fallen out. Actually, that rumour might be true, as Phillip's now going with his Dancing on Ice hostess Holly Willoughby, and the other day Fern stared over at Phil and Holly's table in the restaurant and caught them getting really affectionate... Especially Phil with Holly. Uh-Oh! Looks like both of them have put their feet in it!

Boy or girl?

Angellica Bell's pregnant, she's had her baby scan, now all we need to know is is the baby she's having a boy or girl? Or would we need to find out via the hospital sonographer? Well, it might be a while before we get to know... Leave your comments about her and Michael's baby here!

Tell tale tit, her tounge shall be split.....

.....And all the little birdies can have a little bit. Yeah, that'll be right. Sammy Steele is trying to get me into trouble with her tales, saying I'm dirty and disgusting, really I'm not. She said I was her friend couple of weeks ago, now she denies it and I think it's just putty-on. She doesn't get exactly what I mean

Yet another spam found (and congratulation e-mail)

This has been some sort of mis-understanding. I've checked my e-mail hoping it was one off rexfeatures.com, only it turns out to be something I never expected. Congratulations message, asking me to provide details like my age, sex, address, name, blah blah to claim a million pound. And yet another spam was found! I think my registeration's getting denied!

Uncle Pip finishes work... And tumbles into bed with Holly!

It's no surprise Phillip Schofield is tired after working again so much he's in bed with Holly Willoughby. But the pair love getting steamy and uncle Pip knows just how well he feels about Holly and how well he's known her since working with her... The pair are entitled to a treat via Phil's maximum wage!

Phillip Schofield almost finished work...

Holly Willoughby will be pleased to hear that by 12:30pm her boyfriend Phillip Schofield will be home! And Dan Baldwin's phoned her to say baby Harry's about to chuck up on one! I bet she feels really terrible now!

Solemn promise: Fill up purse!

I'll fill up my purse tonight, and as it says above, it is my SOLEMN PROMISE that I'll remember tonight. Time is on my side, worry is on my mind, but I don't fill my purse up with endless £1s I won't be able to get a drink before lunch when I'm really gagging!

In bother off John???

Whoops! I better stop making these funny accusations about folk, otherwise it'd turn out as it almost was on Sunday with T-Mobile. Only this time it'll be John Rooks.... And then I'll be throwing myself out the window and hope I die as they'll find out!

Angellica Bell goes for baby scan....

Michael Underwood has recently taken his spouse Angellica Bell to the hospital for her baby scan. Time flies by when you're having fun, and it's obvious Michael has a touch of the daddy-to-be jitters. Just looking forward to be a dad! It just goes to show in the past week how it's flown by, Angellica's 24 weeks pregnant already!

Phillip's maximum wage!

Phillip Schofield's maximum wage is apparantly £1.50m for fronting This Morning. And he's on it right now, so it goes to show you how hard he has to work for that £1.50 million pound deal. God, his contract!

"They don't say it come the final, or when you get kicked out"

Phillip Schofield's grin is priceless when he talks at times. I just can't get over him and I don't blame him forever being in that gorgeous look from off the video Dancing on Ice SO4E01B. He's just gorgeous. I laugh when the video sticks and he's pulling a grin at the time. Saying things like, "lets have a look at the leaderboard" and then says while talking to Ellery Hanley with a laugh, "they don't say it come the final, or when you get kicked out".. There's no wonder I love the video as gorgeous as Phillip looks, and the way he says it to Holly now and again is priceless even more. Speaking of Phil, he's on This Morning for his maximum wage!

REX: Still no joy!

I vaguely have no idea when it is that I will get that e-mail off rexfeatures.com containing my username and password for the site so I can collect, get and save high-resolution, really big images of the Dancing on Ice couple Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Together and alone. But there's yet to find out when I'll get the details. There's still nothing!

Check my e-mail tonight... Will there be spam?

If I'm online, I'll be checking my e-mails first thing. I hope to god there's no begging me for money and businesses in that spam folder! With subjects like URGENT PLEASE and URGENT!. What they were, I'm yet to find out!

Dancing on thin ice: Phillip & Holly

As far as we're concerned, Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby could be dancing in bed! The Dancing on Ice couple are so deep in love, it's hardly surprising they're dancing on thin ice... I was watching them on the internet all last night. After watching Dancing on Ice SO4E01B, I then switched over to Dancing on Ice SO4E08 and watched Phil reveal the results. It's a vague memory. Even without the pictures I'll still post about them! But the joy on that internet didn't last long, thanks to the wireless network!

Helen's back!

After a long time off, yesterday was the return of Helen Middlemas back into the college. Hopefully she'll solve this issue with me and Stuart Hasslehoff, as the way he's going alongside everyone else is terrible!

STILL NO FOLLOWERS!!!

I've looked and will soley lose my temper if there's no followers soon. Least I'm getting joy out of the blog, but I am dying to see followers on my blog! And I've noticed there's one vote on the Which band is Brandon Flowers the vocalist for poll. I don't know who it was, but it certainly wasn't myself! Please own up if you have voted without following!

Getting spam....

I've recently been checking my e-mails and a few have been landing into the spam folder! Ones from Aladdan and stuff asking me god knows what! Then there was one the other day with the subject: URGENT PLEASE. What that was, I've no idea!

That bloody wireless network!

Sorry I couldn't carry on posting because that bloody wireless network again went off! It always goes off at the worst possible time, and it was off before I knew it before I could even turn back to the blog and continue posting. Sorry Folks!

Still forgot to fill the purse up!

All I still have is a 10p piece. Except a £1 for a drink, which isn't enough, and I'm in that many different zones at the moment it's not surprising I've yet again forgotten!

Brownie to perfection!

That chocolate brownie was just something made from heaven... It made it myself (with help of course) mixing in and stirring as I went. If you fancy making it yourself, follow up the ingredients below:

25g Margarine (or butter)

Squares of chocolate (add in an extra square if you require)

50g Silver Spoon brown sugar

A sprinkle of Vanilla Essence

40g Plain Flour

1 Egg

Resources of equipment that you'll need:

Small bowl for the sugar

Pan

Scales

Big glass bowl

An oven 50 or warmer

Wooden spoon

....And if you fancy it, here's how to do it:

A) Put your big bowl on top of the pan and rest the pan on one of the hobs on your gas cooker turned high.

B) Stirr in the butter (or margarine, whatever you prefer) with the chocolate. Keep stirring til the chocolate's melted and add an extra square if you require. Keep stirring.

C) Once your chocolate has started to melt, scrape off the butter with a fork and stir until completely hot and done.

D) Then add in the brown sugar. Keep stirring, making it creamily chocolatey... Yummy!

E) Then add in the vanilla essence and egg. Keep stirring, beat the egg well and mix.

F) Add in the flour and keep stirring and mixing...

G) When completely done, pour the creamy melted chocolate and visible ingredients into a plastic square tin. Take care to avoid damage. (Get a baking tray at the ready, too)

H) Put the tin on the baking tray and insert into the oven (65*F at the most, the hottest an oven can get).

I) Check on it.

J) When you think it's fully done, get it out the oven and leave to cool. Slot it in a bag for later.

K) Eat it! You can just pick it up whole out of the tray and if you like add whipped cream! Yum... Just chuck away the bag and tray when finished!

...The result is a brownie cooked to perfection that you can't wait to eat!

Phillip & Holly tumble into bed...

It's no surprise that Dancing on Ice couple Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby tumble into bed after another day being apart from each other when Phil has to go on to This Morning to get paid his maximum wage! But it's not just tonight, it's every night, because the pair love getting really steamy!

Gorgeous brownie.....

That chocolate brownie I made this morning is really nice. I've chomped at the bit. Also, I got a mix-up of cet given by Diane Matson Davies. Seen as it's been my last day with her cooking, and I cooked half the sunday's dinner!

Must fill purse up tonight!

I've been in different zones, and haven't had time to fill my purse up, hopefully I'll get it done tonight! Must remember...

Caught in the act!

That T-Mobile adviser had me on for ages... She was trying to give me help like I'd asked for, but someone bust in and told me to put the phone down!

Next to Daddy Cool!

Well I'm glad the day's going fine so far - I've been on ages with a piece of work and now I'm finished, I've just sat myself next to Daddy Cool (Davie Barrass). He's doing something for a garden party. And I'm looking forward to enjoying that chocolate brownie I made this morning!

Created my own website (but half of it's under construction)

I'm on creating my own website but it's not ready to publish yet. I'm a genius, I've picked the layout, a URL and managed the sidebars. But as far as I get is managing my own site then that wireless network goes off! That's the worst part!

Quere Noise...

Is Fattypod doing something himself? I keep hearing quere noises and it sounds like his disc, but I don't know for sure. He might be shuffling the songs on him himself without me doing a thing!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRANDON FLOWERS!

Yes, this killers fella is 28 today!! Seems like hours he said in the e-mail that he's been 27. But your age soon changes... Years later you're a different age!

Still no message off rex!

For days, I've been checking my e-mails and from what I can gather there is STILL NO E-MAIL OFF REXFEATURES.COM! I won't be able to get to the bottom of it and collect the high-resolution images of Phillip Schofield and his girlfriend and themselves til I get the message... I'm but when it's going to be I don't know!

Was this going to be a conversation?

I'd label T-Mobile the crappest network in the industry as they can't solve problems properly without making you hold the line. But I got on to an adviser tonight to get on about Brickie Brickster and his friends together and they just kept, 'What do you mean', 'Well get them sorted out'. To make matters worse I haven't been able to post lately because the wireless network!

Phillip & Holly: Antennas and leg-warmers!

It's a vague memory if you can't remember it for so long, but since Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby had an 80s bash on Dancing on Ice, the lovers have loved putting on their leg-warmers to wear for bed and their antennas when they're sitting up to remind them just how much they enjoyed the bash!

The toast and jam of daytime TV!

Brandon Flowers & Jully Black are currently on presenting their very own show, This Morning on a new channel. Fortunately Freeview viewers can't watch it yet, but it's rumoured to be coming ITV1's way very soon! It won't replace Phillip Schofield's TM programme though, don't worry! These two are the toast and jam of daytime TV than Phil and Fern!

Good morning!

I've been in bed for two hours but I did say last night that I'd do more posting today.... This blog has just whizzed away with posts from the day I set it up!

GOODNIGHT!

I don't know when I'll be roughly out of bed tomorrow, but I'll definitely be posting. I'm off tomorrow, but might be in bed longer than usual... Anyway, this is the last ever post and I think it's about time it closed now.. Lets end it here!

Goodnight

Brandon Flowers & Jully Black: Is something going on?

Word has it Mr Flowers has the hots for Jully Black.. Says he'd do her any day. Despite the pair hosting their version of This Morning together, it looks like there might be some romance between the pair from when they first clicked... Would we guess?

It's night time (again)

It's night again and the street lights are on! Days are just flying by, and the end of another week is now in sight.... It's flying by! Days, weeks, months...

Day slowly ending....

The sunset is again coming this way and it's a far cry from this afternoon's light night. To cheer you up, why not watch this video compilation of Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby on Dancing on Ice I made using windows movie maker. It's got quite an uplifting song on it. Just press the play button in the middle to play it. That should cheer you up while the day is closing!

Ricky & Kara's dinner date ends in disaster!

A night what's supposed to be good ends up far from it for new couple Kara Tointon and Ricky Groves. Kara and Ricky go out to a nice posh place and Ricky scuppers it up by telling Kara he can't pay for the meals like he promised! Because he hasn't got the money! No the wonder poor Kara's wondering how the hell she's already got her drink!

Surprise proposal!

There's a shock in store for Kara Tointon when screen boyfriend Ricky Groves who she's been dating while in EastEnders proposed to her when she least expected it! I'm sure she hasn't been the only one this has happened to, but despite their on/off chemistry on screen in EastEnders storylines this turned out to be a big surprise for Kara, and news has broke out that these two are now officially a couple!

Some nice lemonade....

There are no coca-colas left. But at least I've never ran out of drinks at the present moment. I've opened a bottle of fizz time lemonade long before I opened the coca-cola can!

The dancing couple!

You can hardly believe this is married pair Jayne Torvill & Christopher Dean dancing on thin ice, when you'd be thinking it's actually Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby! It's Jayne and Chris, the first Jayne and Chris, not the second!

Brandon Flowers & Dave Keuning: No longer bezzie mates...

Dave Keuning and Brandon Flowers might still be in the same band, but after the crisis of Mr Flowers thumping Dave's son in the stomach and sending his intestine into his spine, that tells you a bob or two that the killer fellas aren't mates anymore! Talk about falling out...

The Dancing on Ice 09 contestants....

As you can see, this is the full group line-up of the lovers's ice dance class... And the contestants of this year who took part in various stages of the contest:
-Graeme Le Saux
-Ellery Hanley
-Coleen Nolan
-Todd Carty
-Melinda Messenger
-Michael Underwood
-Jessica Taylor
-Ray Quinn
-Donal MacIntyre
-Zoe Salmon
-Gemma Bissix
-Jeremy Edwards
-Roxanne Pallett

With 13 of them who took part, Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby are thinking of treating them as their pupils... Far cry to how they felt whilst they were in the competition!

Nice and chilled(ish)

The coca-cola can has been left in the fridge for two days and it is chilled(ish). It has me shivering a bit: . Really shivering... There are now no cans left!

Phillip & his petal....

Incase you thought this actually meant Phillip Schofield and his petal from a flower, it's him and his girlfriend Holly Willoughby. He calls her his petal all the time to how much he loves her... As the pulling in his chest gets even tighter, the silver fox actually ends up saying, 'come here my petal'... It's how much Phil loves her and how he feels about her for him to say that!

Early night???

Who thinks I need an early night? Quite a few people, because they've known that since the past few weeks I've been yawning like hell! Phillip Schofield has come in to Holly Willoughby tired this afternoon too, and I worried myself sick at the start of literacy!

One spam was found!

Alert! I felt like this: when I found a spam e-mail in my spam folder today! But I tried concentrating on my inbox, and nothing from rex has arrived! I'm still waiting, wether it's getting denied or not, I don't know

Expected to write about a horse!

I don't know what that woman tried to get me to do, but she gave me a task on black beauty, some sort of horse, and asked me to highlight where I thought started a new paragraph! Literally, she thought I deserved an early night the way I was yawning!

I'll vote myself!

I've seen that since I added that poll to this blog, titled: When did Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby first get back together? there have been 0 votes so far... And if followers don't follow and vote, then I'll be voting myself! There are only 73 days left to vote...

The last day

Off tomorrow... Thank god. I'll be posting all day if I can get out of bed, and some pictures will be uploaded. But it all soley depends if I can get outta bed! It's Phillip Schofield's last day too... Everybody likes a Friday!

Not long til chips & beans time!

It's almost dinner, so I might continue posting possibly til then. It's now almost 45 minutes past 11. And they start serving at 12:00. Hopefully Daddy Cool will let me go at that time!

He's doing it again..... That fake skate-off!

Poor Phillip Schofield can't quite erase the memory of Dancing on Ice. Although living with his co-host Holly Willoughby (Now his girlfriend) should be the best part, the part he can't forget is the skate-off. It's one memorable moment he'll never forget and to cover that, to avoid erasing the memory, he fakes exactly which two couples are in the bottom two! The poor fella's all over the shock!

Dreadnoon!

This afternoon, I've all right to dread. Ann McCafferty's replacement has been well but fair, and this afternoon I've heard I'll need my thinking head on. Hopefully a nice cuppa before it starts will gear me up for all that and I'll come home as tired as Phillip Schofield!

To check e-mail today

I must remember today first thing when I come in at 3:15pm to check my e-mail. I'm still expecting that e-mail off rexfeatures.com containing my username and password, but if I find I still haven't getting it today, I guess they've denied my registration!

Do beans make me fart?

I don't know wether I get this, but I have chips and beans on a Thursday. This week I've had it twice probably due to a day mix-up, and every single time I save the best til last. Yesterday morning I farted and told Billy, today I've been told by Daddy Cool (Davie Barrass) to try and keep the noise down it was so loud. So something must be going on. I didn't quite get it when Davie told me. Do beans really do it? Anyway, if they do, I've promised Billy I'll try not to do it today, and if I do, not be so loud!

"I don't call it muscle spasm"

Phillip Schofield and his girlfriend Holly Willoughby hate being apart from one another. Although Holly says in interviews she has no such crush on Phillip, she actually has and shows it come Phillip's confession. And after that, Phillip feels a pulling in his chest that might be otherwise known as muscle spasm, but feeling how tight it is, he goes, "I don't call that muscle spasm. It's a pulling of love in my chest!" The poor silver fox

Bad shoulder

I still have a pain in my shoulder from the night the ligament snapped trying to shove people out the room because I was busy. I just felt a sickening snap then got up the next morning, thought it had been the way I'd been lying in bed, actually it was the snapped tendon (named muscle spasm) Phillip Schofield knows quite well as he's got up before and found his chest in agony

A good lap-up in the bath for Phillip Schofield & Holly Willoughby

Phillip Schofield had decided with Holly Willoughby that before he went to work this morning to have a brilliant lap-up in the bath... We don't blame the pair, Phillip will just be tired as anything when he comes in this afternoon!

Those opening credits

All last night I've been watching a video on YouTube of the opening credits on This Morning for this year in HD. It's a perfect video, and whoever uploaded it thank you! I might watch it again tonight depending how tired I feel

"Try and keep the noise down"

Daddy Cool's told me that he's been instructed by my mate Bill Taylor to try and keep the 'farting noises' down. After I told him yesterday I'd farted! I must try today to keep it down, but with all those beans I've eaten after the chips I can't promise that!

That can's still in the fridge...

I've still got just one can of coca-cola left. I'll drink it tonight if my thirst gets too much to bear! Hard work in literacy this afternoon, so I'm sure to feel thirsty after such. Before literacy, I'll down whatever drink I'll buy with my dinner then get a nice cuppa tea!

Holly's got packing to do!

Phillip Schofield's lover girlfriend Holly Willoughby has some jolly packing to do as she starts filming for the Xtra Factor. She's telling herself to remember to pack in her bag some tiny little earplugs for her baby son Harry... Or does she mean herself incase Harry screams?! Nevertheless, Phillip says his heart will sure be aching the moment she leaves the house...

An early start....

I had to get up early today to have a bath first thing. Not my satisfaction, but because there was no time for one last night, I particually had no choice...

Yay!! Daddy Cool!!

Again, my favourite day starts with Davie Barrass first lesson. Trouble is, I'm sorry he's pulled every muscle in his body from the boxing training. And then it's the chips and beans to look forward to. But this afternoon's hard work literacy to dread.

Night Night...

I'm tired now... So I think I'll log off and get myself to bed... No time for a bath the way I'm feeling now. I want to get myself to bed because all day I've been yawning my head off!

Jeremy & Gemma

Who'd of thought Jeremy Edwards and Gemma Bissix would end up a couple? Certainly not Phillip Schofield, who's baffled already to know they were the very two who took part in this year's Dancing on Ice contest! And Gemma better watch out incase Jeremy wets the bed...

It's priceless!

Everytime that video stuck on Holly Willoughby's boyfriend Phillip Schofield it made me laugh: ! He was pulling a really cute grin and I guess grins like that are free! When Phillip pulls a grin, believe me, it's absaloutely free!

Daddy Cool tomorrow! (guess I'm chilling)

It's that time of morning again tomorrow where I'll be having Davie Barrass for ICT again. If it so happens I'll be chilling, I'll be posting on this blog again and perhaps visiting Phil's site!

....And the boys get wind of it!

No sooner do Jessica, Roxy, Melinda, Gemma and Zoe form a girlband and the boys get wind of it shortly after! Ray Quinn, Graeme Le Saux, Michael Underwood, Donal MacIntyre and Jeremy Edwards decide to form one, too... Is it just lack of jealousy? After all, Phillip thinks Ray's meant to be their ice champ!