Dancing on Ice 2011 line-up confirmed

Unlike previous series, Phillip Schofield has picked out some rather random celebrities for 2011's contest. Although it is rumoured to be becoming 12 before the series has even started, here's the full contestant line-up competing on Phillip & Holly's famous rink:

Former Atomic Kitten star Kerry Katona
Hollyoaks actress Jennifer Metcalfe
Daughter of Richard & Judy Chloe Madeley
Rapper Vanilla Ice
Loose Women star Denise Welch
WAG Elen Rivas
muscleman Craig McLachlan
Radio fella Dave Vitty
Victoria Cross Hero Johnson Beharry
TV presenter Jeff Brazier
EastEnders star Sam Attwater
Corrie actor Steven Arnold
Cricketer Dominic Cork
Kid's TV presenter Laura Hamilton
EastEnders actress Nadia Sawalha
TV actress Angela Rippon

Now who do you think will have to compete again and who may win? More importantly, are we heading for another Ann Widdecombe out of these lot?

Roy's girlfriend's name: finally found out!

After we read in an article about Roy refusing to give away his girlfriend's name, resulting in us guessing it, nothing could've prepared me for the worst. Tweets from tweeterers who know Roy quite well came flooding in about his family, saying he'd dedicated one of his tweets on the @Scouting4Girls feed to his girlfriend. Whether he did or not it's not yet known, then I had another one saying he'd done an interview saying both his girlfriend and baby's name! So it looks like the article's content has eventually proved false, as when we mistaked him for going out with Louise Glover and said his ex was Sarah Fishwick, her name's turned out to be: Lucy! So we've just guessed! Again!

Gabriella 4 Matt

Bowling alley barman Matt Leacock should've known that employing singer Gabriella Cilmi to help him in his bowling alley was the wrong thing to do, and he might well regret it as the singer has completely fallen for the bowling barman! And yes, that mutual feeling (including unable to keep her hands off his chest) is involved. There has even been a couple of times when she's said to Matt she loves him! Just what will the bowling barman say to his wife?

Kara wins Strictly

Our dreams and hopes have come true. When we said in the last post Kara Tointon was in danger of falling through the dancefloor (typically, she was) well tonight, it's been confirmed that Kara has won Strictly Come Dancing 2010! And didn't she just cry with shock when she heard her name be called out! That's the trouble with girls, though....

Shane provides the laughs (and forgets he's on TV)

Anyone who watches EastEnders will know, actor Shane Richie, best notable for playing Alfie Moon, is the fella that provides the most laughs. And when he's on Don't Forget The Lyrics (DFTL, as it's best known, stands for), it's no exception. Sky viewers may be told he's going to be host that's going to make you laugh from the outset! From a male contestant bringing on a pregnant fiance to him forgetting he's on the TV!

Mistaken for Phil..... Turns out to be Bill!

Remember when we published in the Fancy bloke update that we didn't know whether the fella off BBC Breakfast's name was Bill or Phil. Well we looked him up online via Google search, and it kept showing this suggestion Bill Turnbull. Although I declined it at first, thinking it's Phil, and actually not Bill, I was in for a shock when I started searching 'Bill Turnbull' and a lot more photos of the BBC Breakfast fella actually came up than when I searched for 'Phil Turnbull', and it was also confirmed on Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, that his name is actually Bill, and not Phil! So I'd been going about all this time mistaking him for being Phil, and he's Bill! And here's something else, when I suspected he was actually 42, his real date of birth is 25th January 1956 and he's actually 54! Way too old... And plus, he's been discovered on twitter as @billtu!

Come back, Michael!

It may be just 3 days until the festivities, but actor Michael French (Nick Jordan) is still showing no signs of returning to Casualty! And it's becoming a right pain when Casualty is being watched for his benefit - in yet it's so sad when we find he's actually not in the drama! We're keeping our eyes peeled though, as an apparant christmas advert has shown on BBC1 that Michael might be back in the drama in time for the seasonal cheer! Oh, lets hope so. Casualty is being watched for your benefit, so come back Michael!